Funny-Joke SMS

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi
si
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se
guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti
thi
Bartan Lelo Bartan
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey
hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain.
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Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale
gaeb ho jate they.
Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya
woh gayab
Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya
gai Bhagwan gayab
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho,
muskurate raho, sada khil khilate
raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
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Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head
ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.
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Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai
jaan.
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Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko
bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan
kehtay hain
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan
kehtay hain
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use
kamena pan kehtay ha
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BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par
tu sohni ni kaha sakdi
sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi
c, par tu period miss karke ni aa
sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna
main sohni v kaha sakdi
ik tere kalle layi main class de 25
ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
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Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera
Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To
Aaj B Coke jesa hi ha.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo
pack ha.
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Wife shopping karke wapas aayi
To husband wife se samaan laate
hue bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai
Hogi?
Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere
new sandel hain!
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Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se
pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka
hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli
mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti
hogi.
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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se
2nd Sardar : Itny Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari ha
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Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh
liya aur usse samjhaya k
kisi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga
diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua
aya aur bola
Sahebji, sahebji kuttyge ne murgige
ko pakar liya ha
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan
chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa
rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura
lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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Mayawati came to Lalu's house with
a goat
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa ha.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha
hu..
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A Sardarji went to toilet ten times
within half an hour.
Somebody asked,"Sardarji aapko
chain nahin ha kya?"
Sardar : Ha to sahi, par khul nahin
rahi!
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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi ha?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister
na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
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