Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte
hain ?
Pathan:
Eagle
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
Pathan
illegal.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the
Mountain and Studying
When a person asked what he was
doing
He replied� Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia
jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay
se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:
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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi
aaya:-
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:
to behan kuch or paka lo:
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Sardar always study in front of a
mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni
Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
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Teacher India ka jhanda sub se
pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?
Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad )
Hawa meiN
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Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic
ke bahar khare ho
kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar
Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA
WAQT 9am-11am
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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko
Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation
Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna
Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor
Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te
Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.
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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".
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Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher
Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa
Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se
Ghar Se Bahar Hun.
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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"
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Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo
Bohta Pata Aae.
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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo
gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say
Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch
Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
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2 Sardars went in to a bar & after
ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their
pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in
here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their
sandwiches.
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate
ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say
Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha
hoon......
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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty
hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko
qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao
gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".
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FIA: Y criminals leave their
fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if
they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
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2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad
deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us
main FM b hai.
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