Hindi Naughty SMS

Ladki ne jeans Utari Aur Boyfrnd Se
Kaha
Muje Aurat Hone ka Ehsas Karao.
Boyfrnd Ne B Apni Jeans Utari Aur
Bola
.
.
.
Jao! Dono Jeans Dhokar Lao.
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain
Skin cream ki ad mein Skin
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears
me Feet
par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi
dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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School mein bachche ke papa ne
teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain
bachcha to nikal hi jayega.
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A General asks a young lady officer,
how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in
saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole
night in No Sir, No Sir!
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage
also?
Boy: This depends on your
husband, if he allows me.
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Always Luv Wife
No life without wife
Wife se pyar karo
Wife key sath wafadar and
imaandar raho Yeh mat socho k
WIFE KIS KI HAI
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Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mere
Khwab mein aai thi.
Wife: AkeLi hi aai hogi?
Hus: Haan mgar Tumhen Kese
Pta ??
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Mobile Marriage Bureau
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye
Mangni k liye 2 dabye
Shadi k liye 3 dabye
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala
dabye..
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1980's Girl Say's : Mummy mein
Jeans pehenlu?
Mummy : Nahin Beti Log Kya
kahenge!
2006's Girl Say's : Mummy mein
Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mummy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti,
kuch to pehenlo!
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Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale
gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog
gayab,
Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya
woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan
gayab.
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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai
Nhi Ati.
Wah Wa Wa"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai
"PAOWN" Mai Nai Ati.
B.V "MOTI" Ho Jai
BAAHON Mai Nai Ati
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Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray
salan me wo mirchain
Nivala moonh me rakhta hon to
aankhen bheeg jati hain
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Aap K Shairon Se Hum Pagal Ho
Gaye
Apki Hansi K Ham Qayal Ho Gaye
7 Rupay K 700 Sms Kia Free Howay
Aap Jese Chapal Chor B Shayar Ho
Gaye
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English Theory
I Love To Walk In A Rain
Because No One Can See My Tears
Indian Theory
Main Barish Main Isliye Chalta Hon
Ta K Susu Kar Sakon.
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Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.
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Biwi(gusse me):tumarey dimag to
sirf gobar bhara ha
. Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q
kha rahi ho.
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Do you ever notice that anyone
driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone driving faster than you
is a maniac?'
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