Monday, September 6, 2010

Exams SMS

Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna.
Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna.
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna.
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna.
Aage Waley Ka Paper Apna
Samajhna.
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7 Fresh Flowers
4U 1st 4Ur Health
2nd 4Ur Wealth
3rd 4Ur Success
4th 4Ur Happines
5th 4Ur Knowledge
6th 4Ur Long Life
7th 4Ur Gud Luck!
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad
aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya
Hai
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koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia
hogi
Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia
hogi
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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
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Class ki har ladki ek phool ha
Usse chahna ek bhool ha
Jo inki soch mein gul ha
Samjho uski Compartment ke
chances full ha
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Hum jeete EK bar ha
Marte EK bar ha
Pyar EK bar hota ha
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti ha.
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN?
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To be a Good professional
Always start to study late for Exams
Because it teaches how to manage
Time
and tackle Emergencies!
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Maan Kar Raha Ha
2nd Student
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte
Hein
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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah....
.
.
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray�Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath
Raha Hai
Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi
Kaanp Raha Ha
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray�Unhain
Tu Mera Pata Dey
Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere
Paper se Milade..
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna
Dekne Me Kami Mat Karna
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna
Samajhna..
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Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo
farzana
Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay
hain salaana
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Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko
dekh
wo exam may first ayee ha
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha
tabhi to supply aii ha..
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Kehdo un pharno walo say
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay
hain
utna tu hum choice per chor dia
karty thy
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koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia
hogi
Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia
hogi.
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After Our Exams
Our Books ll Sing A Song
Guess Which Song??
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.
.
Guess....
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"Zara Zara Touch Me Touch
Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me"
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