Chhattisgarhi SMS

Chandni Raat rahis
Nadia k par rahis
au Badal me Tara man k Nzara rahis
Taha le Premi Pyar se Muska k
Premika le kahis
DARLING !
GUDAKHU karbe ka..?
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Tura- dada me iskul nai jaaw
Dada- kaabar be?
Tura- kaam buta karhu.
Dada- 4 kilas padh k ka kaam karbe
re?
Tura- tisri kilas k turi man la tusan
padhahu.
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Sukalu Sukalu "haa babu"
Sakkar khayes ka "nai babu"
jhut boltha BE "nai babu"
Muh khol k dikha BE "HA HA HA"
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Tor mor yaari
jaise machis au kaadi
jaise raapa au kudari
jaise doctor au bimari
jaise tetka au baari
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Maya dede maya lele offer kab tak
chalhi
Mai nai raehu ta morech kami khalhi
Hum to nai bhulan tola
Jab tak e zindgi k mombatti jalhi.
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Jindgi muskilo aur tufano se bhari ha
agar thokar lage to himmat mat
hariye.
phir se khade ho jaiye aur chilla k
boliye.
"MOLA KON DHAKELIS RE"
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movie title in 36gari
titanic nauka ma dauka
anaconda atak bad doddhiya
batman chamkadra dauka
tom n jerry bilai au musua
saturday nit fever snichar ke nacha.
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1 Dehati aurat cheque cash krwne
bank gayi
clerk:yaha sign karo!
Aurat:kaise?
Clerk:jaise khat k aakhir me likhti ho!
Aurat ne likha:TOR MUNNA K DAI.
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"GOOD-MORNING"..
In Chinese
"HAN-TEGE".. In French,
"CHOCO-RASI"..
And
In chhattisgari
"UTH NA ROGHA KATEK SUTBE".
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36garhi 'SHOLE'
veeru E kukur man k samne jhan
nachbe basanti
Basanti Rogha veeru ! te har ka mola
apan naukrani samajh rakhe has
chal re Gabbar D.J. chala..
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Tor mor yaari
jaisy machis au kaadi
jaisy raapa au kudari
jaisydoctor au bimari
jaisy tetka au baari
samjhy sangwari..
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