Love SMS - Page 2

Khuda ik bar use mera bna de,

Kitna Chahte hain use koi bata de.

Bohat Naz he hmein apni Mohabat par,

Ho jae wo mera aisa Mojza dikha de.

Agr wo mera Naseb ban nahi sakta,

Us k Kadmon ki Khak mujhe bana de.

Hr pal dekhon sirf Sapne usi ke,

Na Jagon mujhe aisi Neend Sula de...

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi.

Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi.

Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.

Usko Chaha Bhi To Iqrar Na Karna Aaya.

Kat Gayi Umer Humein Pyar Na Karna Aaya.

Usne Manga Bhi to humse Judai Mangi,

Aur Ek Hum Thay K Inkaar Na Karna Aaya...

I have a heart and that is true,

But now it has gone from me to you,

So care for it just like I do,

Cause I have no heart and you have two.

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra.

Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera.

Izhaar e mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine,

Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera...

Meri zindgi hi mujhe azaab lage.

Aankh me ashkon ka sailaab lage.

Tere husn ka sani duniya me nahi koi,

Chehra tera mujhe khilta gulaab lage.

Kya zarurat hai tumhe parde ki,

Tere qesu hi sanam tera naqaab lage.

Faisla Ye To Karo Waqt-e-Safar Se Pehle.

Aao Ge Shaam Se Pehle Ke Sahar Se Pehle.

Husn Taqseem Kia Jaye Kidher Se Pehle.

Her Taraf Se Ye Sadaa Aaee Idher Se Pehle.

Kya Yeh Pyaar Ka Ehsaas Hai.
Mere Dilko Ab Who Laga Raha Khaas Hai.
Gunjti Hai Har Pal Uski Aawaz Mere Kaano Me,
Uski Boli Me Hi Kuch Aisi Mithaas Hai.

Koi mera bhi to ho saath nibahane ke liye.
Mujhe mange khuda se apne banane ke liye.
Mere aanso meri palkon se churane ke liye.
Bas wohi ho mujhe seene se lagane ke liye...

Badalna aata nahi humko mausamo ki tarah.
Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain.
Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak.
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

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Love SMS

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,

tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,

hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,

hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti.

Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti.

Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti ! ! !

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai.

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai.

Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai.

aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai...

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi.

Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi.

Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,

Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.

Wo husn-e-mujasim' kamal us ki ankhen.

Sarape-e-muhabat' jamal us ki ankhen.

Main jab bhi koi sawal us say pochun,

Mujhy roz deti hen taal' uss ki ankhen !!!

Kya Yeh Pyaar Ka Ehsaas Hai.

Mere Dilko Ab Who Laga Raha Khaas Hai.

Gunjti Hai Har Pal Uski Aawaz Mere Kaano Me,

Uski Boli Me Hi Kuch Aisi Mithaas Hai...

Pucho na us kagaz se, Jis pe hum dilke bayan likhte hain.

Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain.

Wo Kalam bhi diwani ho gayi,

jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain...

Tere Naam Ki Thi Jo Roshni Usey Khud Tu Ne Bujha Diya.

Jissko Jala Saki Thi Na Dhoop Usey Chandni Ne Jala Diya.

Mai Hu Gardisho Ka Maara Huwa Mujhey Ab Apni Khabar Nahi,

Wo Jo Shakhs Tha Mera Rehnuma Usey Rastoo Main Ganwaa Diya.

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale.

Tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe.

Hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,

Hum chahe rahe ya na rahe...

Mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho.

Zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho.

Tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehna,

Zara humse nazrain mila kar to dekho... 

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Missing You SMS

kimti palo ko u hi na bitana,
haste rehna ro kar hame na rulana
hum yaad hai aapko itna hi kaphi hai
kabhi bhul bhi jao to hame na
rulana.
*****************
Sapne ki tarah aakar chale gaye
Gamon ki neend sulakar chale gaye.
Kis bhool ki saza di humko
Pehle hansaya
Fir rulakar chale gaye!!
*****************
Kab tak khud ko rok payegi
Bina mere woh na reh payegi.
Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss
tarah
Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna
bhool jayegi.
*****************
Meri khushi lelo, Mera chain-o-aman
lelo,
Ab kuch nahi bacha mere paas
tumhe dene k liye,
Ho sake to ye do gaz zameen aur ye
kafan bhi le lo..
*****************
I miss you.
I miss your warm eyes,
the way you listen and care.
I miss your kisses
and all that we share
*****************
Dunia Ne Hum Pey Jab Koi Ilzaam
Rakh Dia
Hum Ney Muqabil Is Ke Tera Naam
Rakh Dia
Ek Khaas Had Pe Aa Gai Jab Teri
Bey`Rukhi
Naam Uska Hum Ney Gardish-e-
Aayaam Rakh Dia
*****************
Khowaab Ki Tarah Bikhar Jaane Ko
Jee Chahata Ha
Aisii Tanhaai Ke Mar Jaane Ko Jee
Chahata Ha
Ghar Ki Wahashat Se Larazta Hun
Magar Jaane Kyon
Shaam Hoti Hai To Ghar Jaane Ko
Jee Chahata Ha
*****************
Bhuly se Kabhi HaMe To Yaad Kiya
Karo
Pyar Nahi To Shikayat Hi Kiya Karo
Itna Bhi Gair Na SaMjho Ke Baat Hi
Na Kiya Karo
Call Nahi To SMS Hi Kiya Karo
*****************
YUN DOOR RAHKAR, DURIYON KO
BADHAYA NAHI KARTy
APNE DEEWANO KO IS TARHA
SATAYA NAHI KARTy
HAR WAQT JINHE AAPKA KHAYAL
REHTA HA
UNHE APNI AAWAZ KE LIYE YUN
TARSAYA NAHI KARTy
*****************
Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayed
Rishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti..
*****************
Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi
aati.
*****************
Kaun kehta hai ki hum majboor ha
Pyaar karte hai kya hua agar door
ha
Log pass reh kar bhi pyaar ko nahi
samajhte
Aur ek hum hai ke door reh kar bhi
pyaar se bharpor ha
*****************
Kab tak khud ko rok payegi
Bina mere woh na reh payegi
Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss
tarah
Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna
bhool jayegi.
*****************
Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi
hoti..
*****************

Funny-Joke SMS

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi
si
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se
guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti
thi
Bartan Lelo Bartan
*****************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey
hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain.
*****************
Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale
gaeb ho jate they.
Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya
woh gayab
Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya
gai Bhagwan gayab
*****************
Tum haste raho, nachte raho,
muskurate raho, sada khil khilate
raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
*****************
Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head
ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.
*****************
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai
jaan.
*****************
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko
bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan
kehtay hain
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan
kehtay hain
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use
kamena pan kehtay ha
*****************
BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par
tu sohni ni kaha sakdi
sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi
c, par tu period miss karke ni aa
sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna
main sohni v kaha sakdi
ik tere kalle layi main class de 25
ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
*****************
Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera
Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To
Aaj B Coke jesa hi ha.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo
pack ha.
*****************
Wife shopping karke wapas aayi
To husband wife se samaan laate
hue bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai
Hogi?
Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere
new sandel hain!
*****************
Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se
pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka
hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli
mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti
hogi.
*****************
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se
2nd Sardar : Itny Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari ha
*****************
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh
liya aur usse samjhaya k
kisi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga
diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua
aya aur bola
Sahebji, sahebji kuttyge ne murgige
ko pakar liya ha
*****************
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan
chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa
rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura
lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
*****************
Mayawati came to Lalu's house with
a goat
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa ha.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha
hu..
*****************
A Sardarji went to toilet ten times
within half an hour.
Somebody asked,"Sardarji aapko
chain nahin ha kya?"
Sardar : Ha to sahi, par khul nahin
rahi!
*****************
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi ha?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister
na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
*****************

Good Night SMS

English Mother- Good night dear
Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta
Muslim Mother-Shaba khair
Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga
dungi kambakhat so ja
*****************
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA
ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA
BAHUT UPER GAYA
ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA
AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
*****************
Good sms for night
Good Good Good Good Good
Good Good Good Good Good
Good Good Good Good Good
Good Goodood Gooood Goood
Good NIGHT Sweet dreams
*****************
Bahut door se mangvaya hai ise
roshani se sajaya hai
jara khidaki kholake to dekho hamne
apko good night kehane chand
bijwaya hai
*****************
At this moment 3.7 Millions are
sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating &
only one cute person in the whole
world is reading my SMS....
Good Night!!!
*****************
The sun had rised from the east &
birds are singing
happily & butterflies are around the
flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big
yawning & say good morning to u.
*****************
We All Should Be Proud Of Making
Little Mistakes
It Gives Us The Feeling
We Do Not Make Any Big Ones
Good Morning.
*****************
Deepak agar noor na hota
Tanha dil majboor na hota
Hum aapko "good night" kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna
dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
*****************
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha
sara
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara
Gud Nite..
*****************
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi
Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi
Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane
lagi
Ab to fekhte fekhte muje be neend
ane lagi.
"Gud Nite"
*****************
Charon taraf hai faili moonlite
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai
aapko luvb
ite Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka
tight
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala
"Good Night"
*****************
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne
K liye jaag rahe hai
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!
*****************
No stars 2 wish
No moon 2 lite
And no flowers to smell
Just a loneliness
Waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying
Good night
*****************

Anniversary SMS

The most important thing you fixed
Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me
That day I'll always treasure I love
you
** Happy Anniversary ***
*****************
Hoping that the love u shared years
ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
*****************
On this special day,best wishes go
to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
'Happy Anniversary to you'
*****************
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've
given me
Your love makes my days so very
bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife
(Husband).
Happy Anniversary.
*****************
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na
ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi
bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal
bhi na chhute
"Happy Anniversary"
*****************
I Love u sweetheart
I'm glad I married u
u're so loving
In all that u do.
*****************
In my eyes always
You'll remain a blushing bride
You have that true beauty
Within u deep inside.
*****************
Over the years my feelings
Become even more intense
Marrying you showed to me
I really had good sense..
*****************
So many memories we have
together
That mean so much to me
And in the years to come
There will be more that we will see
*****************
On this special day,best wishes go
to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy Anniversary to you.
*****************
Hoping that the love you shared
years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing you much joy, love
and happiness
To celebrate again.
"Happy Anniversary"
*****************
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've
given me
Your love makes my days so very
bright
just knowing you're my darling wife
Happy Wedding Anniversary
*****************
Long after our anniversary And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it
Each and everyday
Happy Anniversary
*****************
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur
Anniversary
May The Love That You Share Last
Your Lifetime Through
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding
*****************
Happy Anniversary to the couple
who are just made for each other
Together you look Perfect.
Happy Anniversary to the perfect
couple
*****************
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke
Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Ha
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki
Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
*****************

Valentine SMS

Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Yaadein meri, magar
Kya sapno se juda kar paoge
humein.
Happy Valentine Day!
*****************
Husn-o-jawani ho to har ik ko
garoor aata hai
tere in bahar aadaon ko dekh kar
hamain saroor aata hai
tujhe bahar kaha to faqat is liye kay
har mousam
shajar se rooth bhi jaaye to loot kar
zaroor aata hai
*****************
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua
haar kar khushiya manana bhi
zindagi.
*****************
Humare bahut hi karib tum aate ho
mere dil ko bahut hi bhate ho
jab dekhne ko aakh kholta hu
to tum nazar hi nahi aate ho
*****************
Karte hai log dil ki baate mandir pe
Koi chauk pe to koi hari ped ki chhau
me
Hoti hai bohot ki muraade puri jake
valentine me
Aaj magar hum kuch khaas karte
habri
Ke bulate hai apko hum
Happy Valentine Day!
*****************
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har
saans ki.
*****************
Humse door jayoge kaise
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
*****************
Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay SHINE Ho
Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super WINE Ho
Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number
Doon
Ten Out Of NINE Ho
Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum Mine Ho
Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa SIGN Ho
Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu DINE Ho
*****************
Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Yaadein meri, magar
Kya sapno se juda kar paoge
humein.
Happy Valentine Day!
*****************
A sad sms for all young girls and
guys.
Dear Buddy this valentine is
comingon sunday
Ab kia bol k ghar sa niklo gy?
Enjoy this valentine with your
family.
*****************
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna
Hamari bus itni gujarish ha ke hame
bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
*****************
Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na
chale
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na
kahe
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush
raho
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
*****************
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se
duur ho.
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko
manzoor ho.
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa.
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa
kasoor ho
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
*****************
Sb dost bewafa ho gaye,
Hum apny mobile sy khafa ho gaye,
Ik SMS to kar de zalim,
Warna duniya wale samjain gy
hum dono valentine pr juda ho gay.
*****************
Kabi kabi dil udas hota hy
Halka sa aankhon ko ehsas hota hy
Chalk aty hain mari aankh sy aansu
Jb aap ky dur hone ka ehsaas hota
hy
*****************
Before I knew you, I had always
loved you
Even as I dreamed of whom I'd
love.
My inner picture was a portrait of
you
Years before your heart my heart
would move.
*****************
I respect you and admire you
And I just want you to know
You've made a difference in my life
And I want to tell you so.
*****************
Here is my heart, it is urs so take it,
Treat it gently, plz do not break it.
Its full of love thats good & true,
So please keep it always close to u.
Happy valentines Day
*****************
Love is not an exam 2 pass or fail,
Love is not a competition 2 win or
loss,
But love is a feeling in which u care
4 someone more than yourself
HapPY ValEntiNeS Day
*****************
Love is like a violin
The music may stop now and then
But
The strings remain 4ever.
*****************

Sorry SMS

HUM NA HON GAY TO KAHO KON
MANAYE GA TUMHAIN
YEH BURI BAAT HAI HAR BAAT PAR
ROTHA NAHI KARTAY
*****************
I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you
There's nothing I wouldn't do to
hear your voice again
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I
know you won't be there
It's hard to say goodbye
*****************
Ummido ki shama dil me mat
jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar
diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat
bichana!
Im sorrrryyy......
*****************
Sorry is a gud weapons for some
people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after
that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the
deep meaning of sorry....!!
*****************
Sorry is not just a word to say...
Its a expression to express for a
unfortunate event that
experienced....
*****************
I'm sorry of being so emotional
I'm sorry of being so possessive
I'm sorry that I cry for you
I'sm sorry because I can�t live
without you
*****************
Hum na honge to kaho kuan
manaiga tumhy
ye buri baat hai her bat pe rutha na
karo
*****************
Chalo Ab Roothna Choro
Chalo Ranjish Bhula Bhi Do.
Mohabbat Tum B Karty ho,
Muhabbat Main B Karta Hun.
To Phir ye Roothna Kesa?
To Phir ye Ranjishein Kesi?
Tumhare Paas Sab kuch ha!
Ye Dolat hai, ye shohrat ha.
Mere Daman main Meri Jaan,
Sirf Teri Mohabbat ha.
Mujhe Bas itna Kehna ha
Tumhare Paas rehna ha.
Chalo Ab Roothna choro,
Chalo Ranjish bhula B Do?
*****************
MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab
hargiz nahi hota ha.
.
K
.
Aap Ghalat Ho.
.
Balke
.
Iska Matlab Ha k
.
Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se
Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain.
*****************
ROOTH KER KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN
LAGTY HO
BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO
KHAFA RAKHA HA
*****************
Mere kuch lafz aise hain,
Jo apni band aankhon se,
Tere dil ki her ek tehreer parhty hain,
Woh hain to lafz he lekin,
Woh ek taqdeer rakhty hain,
Kabhi jo rooth jao tum,
Na mujhse maan pao tum,
To tumko woh mananay ki,
Her ek tadbeer rakhty hain,
Mere kuch lafz aise hain.
*****************
Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga
Warna january ke mahine mein
barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!
*****************
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan
mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi
khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
*****************
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti
hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti ha
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti ha
*****************
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke
liye
*****************
Meri khata pe naraz na hona
na apni pyari si muskan khona
kasam hai tumhe
SANAM mujhe maut bhi aajae to
mat rona
*****************

Birthday SMS

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo
ACHI TAQDIR.
Happy birthday
*****************
This msg has no Fat
No cholesterol and no Addictive
This is all natural except
With a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the
one reading it.
"Happy Birthday"
*****************
tumhari is ada ka kiya jawad don
apne dost ko kya uphar don
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab
don
HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.
*****************
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per
aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam per duniya ka
salaam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna
karna,
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga
*****************
Baar baar yeh din aaye
baar baar yeh dil gaaye
tu jiye hazaro saal
yehi hai meri aarzoo
Happy Birthday To You
*****************
Ayi Hai Subhah Wo Roshani Leke
Jaise Naye Josh Ki Nayi Kiran
Chamke
Vishwas Ki Lau Sada jalake Rakhana
Degi andheron mein rasta diya
banke..
Happy Birtday
*****************
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per
aap ka naam hoga
Aapke har kadam per duniya ka
salaam hoga
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna
karna
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
*****************
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah
mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah
mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki
bahar aapko
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aapko
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
*****************
Dua hai Ki Kaamyabi ke har shikhar
pe
aap hee ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par
duniya ka salaam hoga.
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna
karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga
Happy Birthday!
*****************
Jab Apka janam hua
Baadal fata
Adbhut roshni huyi
Bhagwaan khud sab k saamny
prakat hue aur bole
SORRY for DA MISTAKE
KINDLY ADJUST PLZ..
Happy Birthday!
*****************
Suraj roshni le kar aaya
aur chidiyon ne gaana gaaya
phoolon ne hans hans kar bola
mubarak ho tumhara janam din
aaya.
*****************
Dekho kaise matakte ho
kitna ucchal k chalte ho.
Maana aap ka janamdin ha,
itna kyun fudakte ho.
Chalo HAPPY B'DAY
*****************
Tamanna karte ho aap jin
Khushiyoun ki, wo Khushiyan aapke
kadmon mein ho,
Ishwar aapko wo sab haqiqat mein
de, Jo socha aapne Sapnon mein
ho.
"Happy Birth Day"
*****************
Sitaron se aage bhi koi jahan hoga
jahan k saare nazaron ki kasam
aapse Pyaara wahan bhi na hoga.
I Love U
"Happy Birth Day"
*****************
Sajti rahe Khushiyon ki Mehfil
Har Khushi suhani rahe
aap Jindgi mein itne Khush rahe
ki har Khushi aapki Diwani rahe.
"Happy Birth Day"
*****************

Break Up SMS

Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko
Tujhe Paney Ki
Tjhe Apna K Tra Ho Jney Ki
Mri Zaat K Reshay Reshay Me Bikhar
Jaye
Boht Haseen Hai Ada Tere
Muskurany Ki.
Pas Betho Hath Mera Thaam Lo
Qasam Uthao Mujhe Chor Kar Na
Jane Ki.
Ham Se Kabhi Rooth Na Jana
Agar Rooth Jao To Dua Bhi Karna
Mere Mar Jane Ki.
*****************
Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo
Anjan Bahot Hai!
*****************
AAP SE DUR JANNE KA IRADA NA
THA
SADDA SATH RAHENA KA WADA
NA THA
AAP YAAD NAHI KAROGE YE JANTE
THE HUM
PAR ITNE JALDI BHOOL JAOGE YE
ANDAAZA NA THA
*****************
har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi
hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi
hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek
jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti.....
*****************
Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum
ajkal,
Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi
nahi.
*****************
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath
chhoda
zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath
chhoda
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka
subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath
choda..
*****************
Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Ha
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Ha
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo
Anjan Bahot Ha
*****************
Yaad Aaon To Itni Si Inayat Karna
Apney Badley Howe Lehjey Ki
Wazahat Karna
Tum To Chahat Ka Shakaar Howa
Kartey Thy
Kis Say Seekha Hai Ye Ulfat Me
Milawat Karna..
*****************
Bohat Khamosh Reh Ker Wo
Saddai'n Mujh Ko Deta Tha
Baray Bherpoor Jazboo'n Ki
Qabbai'n Mujh Ko Deta Tha
Kabhi Jo Dard Ki Aatish Mujhay
Sulganay Lagti Thi
Wo Apnay Saans Ki Mehki Hawaai'n
Mujh Ko Deta Tha
*****************
Zindagi Ko Na Bana Lein Woh Saza
Mere Baad
Housla Dena Unhain Khuda Mere
Baad
Haath Uthtay Hoye Unkay Na Koi
Dekhay Ga
Kis Ke Aaney Ki Kareinge Woh Dua
Mere Baad
*****************
Ankhain bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi
wohi ha
aur soch k aangan main utrata bhi
wohi ha
jis ne mery jazboon ki sadaqat ko
naa jana
abb meri rafaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi
ha
*****************
Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye
Apno ko bhulakar chale gaye
Kis bhol ki saza di aapne humain
Pehle hansaya phir rulakar chale
gaye.
*****************
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron
kiye jatan.
Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja
saka...
*****************
Woh hamari Bai basi ka Mazaak
banatay gaye.
Ek Hum hi thay jo phir bhi
Muskuratay gaye.
Sur-e-Bazaar bik raha tha PIYAR
hamara.
Aur ek woh thay jo hamari Qeemat
giratay gaye..
*****************
Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana
bhool gayqa.
janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar
jana bhool gaya.
mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay
jatay rastay main.
jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo
kehna bhool gaya...
*****************
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne
mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi
apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki
usne
ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi..
*****************
Joh sadiyon se hota aaya ha
Woh duhraa doon ga
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil se
hamasha ka lia bhila don ga..
*****************

Friendship SMS

Dosti mein choti-choti baton se
shikva na karna
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod
dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye
duniya chod dege.
*****************
Dosti hai naam sukh-dukh nibhane
ka
Dosti raaz sada muskurane ka
Yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
Yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.
*****************
Dil badal Na dena sim ki tarah,
Dosti low na karna battery ki tarah
yad kam na balance ki tarah
Hamesha meri jarurat mehsus
karna charger ki tarah
*****************
Yeh dosti charag hai jalay rakhna
Yeh dosti khusbo hai mehkay
rahhna
Ham rahein ap k dil mein hamesha k
lia
Itne jaga dil mein hamare liye banae
rakhna...
*****************
Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se
hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti
hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri
zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai
*****************
Farz Dosti ka ada kaun karega
agar Dost na ho to Dosti kaun
karega
A khuda mere Dost ko salamat
rakhna
varna mere g ne ki dua kaun karega
*****************
Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai
hamari
Aap yu hi khush rahe hasrat hai
hamari
Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aaye
Dosto ko yaad karna aadat hai
hamari
*****************
Koi Dost Hai Na Rakeeb ha
Tera Shehar Kitna Ajeeb Ha
Wo Jo Ishq Tha Janoon Tha
Yeh Jo Hijr Hai Naseeb Ha
Main Kiska Chehra Parha Karoun
Yahan Kon Itna Kareeb Ha
Main Kaisey Keh Doun Marey Sath
Chal
Yahan Sab K Sir Par Saleeb Ha
*****************
Khushboo teri Dosti ki muje mehka
jati ha
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai
Sans to bohut dair leti hai aaney
mein
Har saans se pehle Teri yaad aa jati
ha..
*****************
dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahin jaata
dil mein lagi aag ko bhulaya nahin
jaata
kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein
aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahin
jaata...
*****************
dil ne kiya majbur kuch is tarah ke
khwabon mein bhi tum aane lage
raat toh kaate nahi kat ti thi aur ab
toh
dharkanon mein bhi tum samane
lage...
*****************
Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti ha
Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti
ha
Hamare taraf hath badakar to dekho
Pata chalega ki dosti men kitani
sacchai hoti ha.
*****************
Duniya ki lahar hai dosti
Dalti sham ka khula aasman hai
dosti
Jinko samajh me aa jaye to vah
malamal
Varna bina iske bilkul kangal hai
dosti...
*****************
Paani ki tarah hamare arman beh
gae
uske chale jaane k baad hum akele
reh gye
chahte the jise hum jaan se b zyada
wo chahte nahi hume sareaam keh
Gaye..
*****************
tuje bina dekhe tasvir bana dungi
tuje bina milee tera haal bata dungi
he itna dum meri dosti main k
apni aakh ka aasun teri ankh se gira
dungii
*****************
Kabhi dost kehte ho
kabhi dua dete ho
kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho
par jab bhi sms karte ho
khuda kasam..saare gham bhula
dete ho..
*****************
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq ha
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat ha
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat
ha
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat
ha..
.
*****************
Nigahein aapki pehchan hai hamari
Muskurahat aapki shan hai hamari
Rakhna hifazat se tum apne apko
Kyon ki DOSTI apki jaan hai hamari.
*****************

Exams SMS

Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna.
Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna.
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna.
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna.
Aage Waley Ka Paper Apna
Samajhna.
*****************
7 Fresh Flowers
4U 1st 4Ur Health
2nd 4Ur Wealth
3rd 4Ur Success
4th 4Ur Happines
5th 4Ur Knowledge
6th 4Ur Long Life
7th 4Ur Gud Luck!
*****************
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad
aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya
Hai
*****************
koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia
hogi
Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia
hogi
*****************
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
*****************
Class ki har ladki ek phool ha
Usse chahna ek bhool ha
Jo inki soch mein gul ha
Samjho uski Compartment ke
chances full ha
*****************
Hum jeete EK bar ha
Marte EK bar ha
Pyar EK bar hota ha
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti ha.
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN?
*****************
To be a Good professional
Always start to study late for Exams
Because it teaches how to manage
Time
and tackle Emergencies!
*****************
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Maan Kar Raha Ha
2nd Student
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte
Hein
*****************
Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah....
.
.
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray�Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath
Raha Hai
Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi
Kaanp Raha Ha
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray�Unhain
Tu Mera Pata Dey
Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere
Paper se Milade..
*****************
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna
Dekne Me Kami Mat Karna
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna
Samajhna..
*****************
Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo
farzana
Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay
hain salaana
*****************
Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko
dekh
wo exam may first ayee ha
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha
tabhi to supply aii ha..
*****************
Kehdo un pharno walo say
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay
hain
utna tu hum choice per chor dia
karty thy
*****************
koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia
hogi
Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia
hogi.
*****************
After Our Exams
Our Books ll Sing A Song
Guess Which Song??
.
.
.
Guess....
.
.
.
.
"Zara Zara Touch Me Touch
Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me"
*****************

Good Morning SMS

MORNING SMILE
makes the day
(=( ;_; )=)
B"E"T"T"E"R
that the best
thing (;_;) we can
do (;_;) (;_;) to
make (;_;) life easy
Gud morning!
*****************
Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi
hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
"GOOD MORNING"
*****************
Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
*****************
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning�
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning�
*****************
Hum uth gaye hain..
Jis jisko gud mrng kehna hai,
aakar keh lo..
Lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna,
Line se aana..
Darshan 12 baje tak honge!
Aur camera not allowed!! ;-)
Gud mrng!
*****************
So simple is to live So simple is to
love
So simple is to smile So simple is to
win
but so difficult it's to be simple!
Good Morning
*****************
Ai mere sms mere dost k pas jana
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat
machana
jab wo jage to dhere se muskurana
aur kahna.
Good morning.
*****************
Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me and say hi
*****************
Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi
ha
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi ha
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi ha
"GOOD MORNING"
*****************
Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka
mela
kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela
sada khush rahe aap ka basera
i wish u very Happy SAVERA.
Good Morning
*****************
Phoolo ki vaadi me ho Basera aapka
Sitaro k aangan me ho Ghar aapka
Dua hai ek Dost ki ek Dost ko
ki sare Jahan se KhubSurat ho
Savera aapka.
*****************
Raat pe SaVera chha gaya, Suraj
roshani k sath aa gaya
ye mahaul Subah ka sabhi ko bha
gaya
aur apne aankhen kholi to MSG
humara aa gaya.
Good Morning
*****************
Bade arman se banvaya hai, ise
roshni se sajaya ha
bahut dur se mangvaya hai, zara
bahar aake dekho
aapko Good Morning kahne suraj
bhijvaya ha..
*****************
Raat ne chadar samet li ha
Suraj ne kirne bikher di ha
chalo utho aor thanks karo apne
Bhagwan ko
jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di ha
Good Morning
*****************
Gulshn me bhanwron ka basera ho
gaya
Purab ma Suraj ka dera ho gaya
Muskan k sath ankhe kholo Pyare.
ek baar phir se saveera ho gaya.
Good Morning
*****************
Har Nayi Subah Ka Nya Nazara
thandi Hawa Leke Aayi Paigaam
Hamara.
Jaago,Utho,Taiyaar Ho Jao
Khushiyo Se Bhara Rahy Aaj Ka Din
Tumhara
*****************
apka "MUSKURANA" har roz ho
Kabhi chehra "KAMAL" to kabhi
"ROSE" ho
100 pal "KHUSHI" 1000 pal "MAUJ"
ho
Bas aisa hi din apka har "ROZ" ho.
Good Morning
*****************

Krishna Janmashtami SMS

Today is very precious day
Some one special was born
Born to fight against inhumanity
Born to save the trust in God
Happy Janamashtami
*****************
Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari
Hey
Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Jai Ho Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
Karar Vinden Padaar Vinda Mukhar
Vinden
Viniveshyantam Vatasya Patrasya
Pute Shayanam
Balam Mukundam Mansa Smarami
Jai Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari
Hey
Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Jai Ho Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
May the Natkhat Nandlal always give
you
many reasones to be Happy and
you find peace in Krishne
consciousness.
Happy Janmashtami..
*****************
Jab jab hove dharm ki hani
tab tab leve Avtar bhagwan
kar deve mardan papiyei ka mukti
deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko
jai shri krishana
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
Murli Manohar, Brij ke Dhrohar.Wo
Nandlalla Gopala
Bansi Ki Dhun Par Sabke Dukh
HarneWala.
Sab Milkar Machaye Dhoom Ki
Krishna Ana Wala Ha
Happy Krishna Janmashtami
*****************
Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate
chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
magar tb tk gopiya patate chalo!
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham
ase SHREE KRRISHN bhagwan ko
ham sab ka pranam.
JANMAASTMI KI SHUB KAMNAYE.
Jay Shree Krishna
*****************
Chandan ki khusbu,Resham ka haar
Bhado ki shugandh, Barish ki fhuhar
Dil ki ummide, Apno ka pyar.
Mangalmay ho aapko Sri Kirshna
Janmashtmi ka tyohar.
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
May Lord Krishna come to your
house & take away all ur Makhan
Mishri with all ur worries & sorrows
His blessings on u and ur family
Happy Krishna Janmashtami
*****************
Maakhan chorr hai aayo, Yashomati
Maiya ka nandlala
Dharti pe bhagwan ka avataar hai
aoyo
Harne Kans jaise papi ko Karne
kalyan Dharti maa ka.
Sheshnaag ki chatra me wo hai
aayo
Banke Kanha makhan chor ha aayo
Happy Krishna Janmashtami
*****************
Maakhan khave, Shor machave
Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai
Natkhat Nand Gopal
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi..
Jai Shri Krishna
*****************
Radha ki bhakti, Murli ki mithas
Maakhan ka swaad aur Gopiyo ka
raas
Inhi sabsy milky banta ha
Janmashtami ka ye din khas.
Happy Janmashtami
*****************
Dahi ki handi
Baris ka fuhar
Makhan churane aaye nandlal
Mubarak ho aapko janmastami ka
tyohar.
*****************
Chandan ki Khushbu, Resham ka
Haar
Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar
Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar
Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka
Tyohaar!
*****************

Maha Shivratri SMS

JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!!!
Bless us with the happy & peaceful
life
with noble wisdom. May there be
peace in every home!!!
*****************
Shivratri ke is utsav par Bhagwan
Shiv aur maa Shakti is kripa aap sab
par bane rahe.
*****************
"Today is the auspicious day of Lord
Shiva.
Celebrate it with a clean heart.
Happy Maha Shivratree."
*****************
Jo Bole Om Namah Shivaya
Sab Kasthon Se Nivaran paye
Happy Mahashivratri 2010
Sacche Dil Se Jo Shiv Ko Pukare
Khali Haath Woh Kahin Na Jave
1-2-3-4 Shivji ki jai jai kar
*****************
"May Lord Shiva shower blessings
on all and
give power and strength to
everyone
facing difficulties in there lives."
*****************
Happy Shivaratri to all. Bhagwan
Bholenath, I pray to u for all the
people in this world.
Please give everyone happiness,
peace and lots of smiles. This is my
prayer for today.
Om Namah Shivaaye!
*****************
Wishing you all a very happy
Mahahivrati.
God bless you all with lots and lots
of happiness,
your wishes will be accomplished.
Om Namah Shivaya.
*****************
Shivaratri means auspicious
darkness.
Devotees must spend the night of
Shivaratri
by chanting with full sincerity the
name of
Lord Shiva and seek His divine
blessings.
*****************
Shiv ki shakti, Shiv ki bhakti,
khushi ki bahar mile,
Shivratri k pavan avsar par apko
zindgi ki ek nayi achchi shuruwat
mile.
Happy Maha Shivratri.
*****************
Today is the auspicious day of Lord
Shiva.
Celebrate it with joy of heart and
help people
understand the values of Lord
Shiva.
*****************
May Lord Shiva shower blessings
on all and give power
and strength to everyone facing
difficulties in there lives.
*****************
Shiv ki mahima aparampar! Shiv
karte sabka udhar,
Unki kripa aap par sada bani rahe,
aur bhole shankar aapke jivan me
khushi hi khushi bhar de.
OM NAMAH SHIVAY
*****************
Shivratri ke is pawan parv par
safalta
ka damru sadev aapke oopar bajta
rehe.
*****************
May Lord Shiva shower his benign
blessings on u and ur family.
May happiness and peace surround
u with his eternal love and strength.
*****************
SHIV ki jyoti se noor miltahai
sbke dilon ko surur milta ha
jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar
kuch na kuch zarror milta ha
JAI BABA AMARNATH
*****************

Makar Sankranti SMS

A beautiful,bright and delighted day
sun entered makar to intense the
ray.
crop harvested to cheer the smiles
come together and enjoy the life.
kites flying high to touch the
happiness
*****************
Ye dosti bhi ajib hai hame pal pal
mein
kabhi kushi to kabhi aasu deti rahati
hai
na jane kab hame ye ensahna bana
degi.
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MOTHER vayiril sumakiral. FATHER
tholil sumakirar.
LOVER idhayathil sumakirar/l. BUT
naan unnai engum sumakavilai.
yeanenil NATPU oru sumayalla....
*****************
arup tui kobe dibi seta akta fixed date
ball?
2 din basi samay hate nia ball kin2 je
din
dibi se dinta fail korish na amaro to
takar darker
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With Great Devotion
Fervour and Gaiety
With Rays of Joy and Hope
Wish You and Your Family
(HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI).
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Tan mein masti
Mann mein umang.
Dekar sabko apnapan
Gud mein jaise meethapan.
Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG
Aur bhar len aakash mein apne
rang.
Happy Makar Sankranti!
*****************
Bajare ki roti, nimbu ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, chand ki chandani
aur apno ka pyaar. Har jeevan ho
khushal MUBARAK HO AAPKO
"SANKRANTI KA TYOHAR."
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Meethe gur mein mil gaye til,
Udi patang aur khil gaye dil,
Har pal sukh aur har din shaanti,
Aap sab ke liye laaye Makar
Sankranti
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A beautiful,bright and delighted day,
sun entered makar to intense the
ray.
crop harvested to cheer the smiles,
come together and enjoy the life.
kites flying high to touch the
happiness,
til mangled with sweet to spread
sweetness.
Time to enjoy the moment with full
intensity
very happy prosporous Makar
Sankranti
*****************
Tan mein masti
maan mein umang
chalo akash mein dale rang
ho jaye sab sang sang
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
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Look Outside.
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you.
Trees Dancing for you.
Birds singing for you.
Because I requested them All to
wish u.
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!
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Wishing u a very happy Makar
Sankranti
May the Makar Sankranti fire burns
all
the moments of sadness and brings
u
warmth of joy n happiness and love
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Chhattisgarhi SMS

Chandni Raat rahis
Nadia k par rahis
au Badal me Tara man k Nzara rahis
Taha le Premi Pyar se Muska k
Premika le kahis
DARLING !
GUDAKHU karbe ka..?
*****************
Tura- dada me iskul nai jaaw
Dada- kaabar be?
Tura- kaam buta karhu.
Dada- 4 kilas padh k ka kaam karbe
re?
Tura- tisri kilas k turi man la tusan
padhahu.
*****************
Sukalu Sukalu "haa babu"
Sakkar khayes ka "nai babu"
jhut boltha BE "nai babu"
Muh khol k dikha BE "HA HA HA"
*****************
Tor mor yaari
jaise machis au kaadi
jaise raapa au kudari
jaise doctor au bimari
jaise tetka au baari
*****************
Maya dede maya lele offer kab tak
chalhi
Mai nai raehu ta morech kami khalhi
Hum to nai bhulan tola
Jab tak e zindgi k mombatti jalhi.
*****************
Jindgi muskilo aur tufano se bhari ha
agar thokar lage to himmat mat
hariye.
phir se khade ho jaiye aur chilla k
boliye.
"MOLA KON DHAKELIS RE"
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movie title in 36gari
titanic nauka ma dauka
anaconda atak bad doddhiya
batman chamkadra dauka
tom n jerry bilai au musua
saturday nit fever snichar ke nacha.
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1 Dehati aurat cheque cash krwne
bank gayi
clerk:yaha sign karo!
Aurat:kaise?
Clerk:jaise khat k aakhir me likhti ho!
Aurat ne likha:TOR MUNNA K DAI.
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"GOOD-MORNING"..
In Chinese
"HAN-TEGE".. In French,
"CHOCO-RASI"..
And
In chhattisgari
"UTH NA ROGHA KATEK SUTBE".
*****************
36garhi 'SHOLE'
veeru E kukur man k samne jhan
nachbe basanti
Basanti Rogha veeru ! te har ka mola
apan naukrani samajh rakhe has
chal re Gabbar D.J. chala..
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Tor mor yaari
jaisy machis au kaadi
jaisy raapa au kudari
jaisydoctor au bimari
jaisy tetka au baari
samjhy sangwari..
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Dashahara SMS

On This Special Day
As U Celebrate Valor & Courage
Triumph Of Good Over Evil
Wish U Success & Happiness
In Everything U Do!
Happy Dussehra!
*****************
As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy
As the mountain high
U move without shy
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.
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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka
Sath ho
Ganesh ka niwas ho, aur maa durga
ke ashirwad se aapake
jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho�.
HAPPY Vijaya Dashami.
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May this Dussehra
light up for u.
The hopes of Happy times
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish u Happy Dasara
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Burai par acchai ki jeet
dussehra lata hai ek ummed.
Ravan ki tarah hamare dukhon ka
ant ho
ek nai shuruat ho ek naye savere k
saath
Happy Dasara
*****************
Bagh me phul khile
har khushi aapko mile
kabhi na ho dukho ka samna
Yahi meri Dashhara ki Shubhkamna.
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Ho aapki life me khushiyon
ka mela kabhi na aaye koi jhamela
sada sukhi rahe aapka basera
wish you HAPPY DUSHERA
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On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival
Be with you throught the year!
"Happy dasara"
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Jaise Ram ne Jeeta Lanka Ko,
Waise app bhi jeeten saari duniya.
Is dashahare mil jayen app ko,
Duniya bhar ki saari khushiyan.
"Happy dasara"
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Sri Ramji apke ghar sukh ki barsat
karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen is dusera ke
din.
Wish u Happy Dashhara
*****************
Hum apke dil me rahte ha
isliye har dard sahte ha
kahi aap humse phle na wish kar do
isliye subah-subah hi apko
Happy Dashhara kehte ha..
*****************
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne
Bhagwan se
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan
se
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!
Happy Vijayadashmi
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Navratri SMS

ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu
Resham Ka Haar
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka
Tyohar.
HAPPY NAVARATRI.!
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May the festival of Navratri bring joy
and prosperity
in your life
Happy
Navratri!
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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka
Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai
prakash hi prakash ho�.
'HAPPY NAVRATRI'
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Bajre ki roti
aam ka achar
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar
mubarak ho aapko
�NAVRATRI
ka tyohar.
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Dear Kruti
The happiest of wishes for a
Deepawali
that will be happy in every way for
someone like you.
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May the festival of lights be the
harbinger of joy and prosperity.
As the holy occasion of Navratri is
here and the atmosphere is filled
with the spirit of mirth and love,
here�s hoping this festival of
beauty brings your way, bright
sparkles of contentment
that stay with you through the days
ahead.
Best wishes on Navratri and New
year
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Long live the tradition of hindu
culture and as the generations
have passed by hindu culture is
getting stronger and stronger
lets keep it up.Best Wishes for
Navratr
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Memories of moments celebrated
together
Moments that have been attached in
my heart, forever
Make me Miss You even more this
Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good
Fortune & Abounding Happiness for
you!
HAPPY Navratri
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This Navratri, may you be blessed
with good fortune as long as
Ganeshji's trunk
wealth and prosperity as big as his
stomach, happiness as sweet as his
ladoos and
may your trouble be as small as his
mouse.
Happy Navratri
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JO JATA HAI maa ke dwar
use milta hai Maa ka Pyar
Pyar se jo kahta JAI MATA DI.
use Mill hi jate hai kisi na kisi Roop
mae unke dedar.
Jay Mata Di
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Chandan Ki Khushbu Resham Ka
Haar
Saawan Ki Sugandh Baarish Ki Fuhar
Radha Ki Ummide Kanhaiya Ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVRATRI Ka
Tyohar.
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Lakshmi ka hath ho
Saraswati ka sath ho
Ganesh ka niwas ho
Aur maa durga ke aashirwad se
Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi
prakash ho!
"Happy Navratri"
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Pyar ka tarana uphar ho
Khushiyo ka nazrana beshumar ho
Na rahe koi gam ka ehsas
Aisa navratra utsav is saal ho!
Happy Navratra!
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Jai Maa Durge!
Jai Maa Ambe!
Jai Maa Jagdambe!
Jai Maa Bhawani!
Jai Maa Sheetla!
Jai Maa Vaishno!
Jai Maa Chandi!
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna
puri karey
Jai Mata di!
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Ramji ki mahima
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur
Bharat ji ka tyaag
hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta
rahey.
Happy Chaitra Navratri.
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Maa durga humein sarvshreshtha
banne ka
Saahas-ichha-dhairya pradan kare.
Unki aseem kripa hum par bani
rahe!
Apko aur apke parivar ko
Navratri ki shubhkamnaye
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N-Nav Chetna
A-Akhandjyoyi
V-Vighnanasak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Ananddayi
T-Trikaldarshi
R-Rakshankarti
A-Anandmayi
May MAA DURGA Bless U Happy
Navratri.
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Dhanteras SMS

Khuda kare har raat chand banke
aay
din ka ujala shaan ban k aaye
kabhi na dur ho aapke chehre se
muskurahat
Ramjan ka mahina aisa mehman
banke aaye.
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Na Papa ki maar se,na Dosto ki
fatkaar se
Na ladki k inkar se,na chaplo ki
bochar se
Aashiq Sudhrenge to Sirf "RAAKHI"
ke Tyohar se.
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God's blessing may cum as
a surprise
And how much U receive
Depends on how much
Ur Heart can believe.
May U be blessed beyond
wat U expect..
"Subh Dhanteras".
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Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas
Patako ki bochar Dan Daan ki barsat
Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye
Danteras ka tyohar
Happy Danteras.
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God's blessing may cum as
a surprise
And how much U receive
Depends on how much
Ur Heart can believe.
May U be blessed beyond
wat U expect..
Subh Dhanteras.
*****************
Khoobb meethe meethe pakwan
khaye
Sehat me char chand lagaye
Log to sirf chand par gaye ha
Aap us se bhi upar jaye
Happy Dhanteras..
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Adorn our lives else trite
With sparklers that motley skies
As soaring spirits of powder
wander
Let us thank the heavenly might
In this festive season of lights.
Happy Dhanteras!
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Deepak ki roshni, Mithayio ki mithas
Patako ki baochar, Dhan Dhaan ki
barsat
Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye
Danteras ka tyohar.
. Happy Danteras
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May Dhanteras Festival
Wishing you with Wealth &
Prosperity
As you journey towards greater
success
Happy Dhanteras
*****************
Dhanterash gives you 10 things in
life
D=Dhan
H=Health
A=Anand
N=Nature
T=T alent
E=Enjoyment
R=Romance
A=Aitbar
S=S aubhagya
H=Honesty
We wish You and ur family
Happy Dhanteras
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DHANTERAS ka shubh din aya
sabke liye nayi khushiya laya.
LAKSHMI GANESH viraje apke ghar
me
sada rahe sukho ki chhaya.
"HAPPY DHANTERAS"
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Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar
pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur
pyar
aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar.
Shubh Dhanteras
*****************
Hai Roshani ka Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre Par Muskan
Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar
Is Pawan Din Par
Aap Sab Ko Dhanteras Ki Shubh
Kamnaye.
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May goddess Laxmi bless your
business
to do well in spite of all odds like
the enduring charms of gold and
diamonds
Happy Dhanteras
*****************
As the sky breaks into a beautiful
sunrise.
Ma god opened heaven to shower
wit lots of love
to make ur day bless. Wish u happy
dhanteras..
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Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

This, is a special time when family
And friends get together, for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer
your days
In this festive season of GANESHA
PUJA and always!
"Happy Ganesh Puja"
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I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
and
I pray to God for your prosperous
life.
May you find all the delights of life
May your all dreams come true.
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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka
jaandi hai
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka
jaandi hai
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun
- jaan vich
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa
jaandi hai.
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Ganesh ki jyoti se noor miltahai
Sbke dilon ko surur milta hai
Jobhi jaata hai ganesha ke dwaar
Kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
Jai Shri Ganesha
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Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the
Festival of Lord Ganesha
Spread the message of honesty and
love
Through this world on this day
when
Lord Ganesha ascended on this
earth to kill evil
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi 2010
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti ha
Zindgi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti ha
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti ha.
aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti ha.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
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GANESH ki jyoti se noor milta ha
sabke dilon ko surur milta ha
jobhi jaata ha GANESHA ke dwaar
kuch na kuch zarror milta ha.
JAI SHREE GANESHA
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aapka sukh ganesh ke peth jitna
bada ho
aapka dukh undar jaisa chota ho
aapki life ganesh ji ke sund jitni badi
ho
aapke bol modak jaise mithe ho.
BOLO GANPATI BAPPA MORIYAA
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@(. = .)@
() ,jj ()
( )( /. )( )
Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti ha
Dont worry
Forward nahi karna ha
Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar
dena..
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja ha
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja ha
Mubarak ho apko ye "Ganesh
Chaturthi"
Humne tahe Dil se ye paigam bheja
ha.
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Makke ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar
Chand Ki Chandni, Apno ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Aapko, Ganpati ka
Tyohar.
wish you very very Happy Ganesh
Chaturthi
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Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas
vishvas se bante hai Rishte
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas
Wishing a Ganesh Chaturthi Jhakas.
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Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi badhai leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi
ha
Ganesh Chaturthi ki subh kamna
sath layi ha.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.
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Pag me phul khile
har khushi aapko mile
kabhi na ho dukho ka samna
Yahi meri Ganesh Chaturthi ki
Shubhkamna.
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Hum apke dil me rahte ha
isliye har dard sahte ha
kahi aap humse phle na wish kar do
isliye subah subah hi apko
Happy Ganesh Chaturhi kahte ha.
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Phuulon ne itra ka jaam beja ha.
Taaron ne gaghan se salam beja ha.
Ganesh Chaturthi mubarak ho aap
ko Sachche Dil se hum ne ye
paigam bheja ha.
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Hindi Shayari

Chaandnee raat guzarney key liye
baaqee ha
Roshanee ab bhi sanwarney key liye
baaqee ha
Na karo deyr, abra aa gaye hain, aa
jaaou
Nisf shab syaah laharney key liye
baaqee ha.
*****************
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho
gayi!
*****************
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti.
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Aankhein qisse ma aur tum
Baatain taane ma aur tum
Yaadain tairii pyaarii yaadain
Raahain manzil ma aur tum
Saari mehfil aik taraf
Apni aankhin ma aur tum
Taire haathon per mehandi se
Kaise likha tha ma aur tum
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Aankh kinaare khwaab samandar
jaage ga
Seene ma ik doobta manzar jaage
ga
Khwaab jagaane waala manzar us
ka hay
Jo bhi haath par sooraj rakh kar
jaage ga
*****************
ek aaiina tha so toot gaya
ab khud se agar sharmao tu kiya
jab dekhne wala koi nahi!
bujh jao tu kiya gehnao tu kiya
*****************
Teray Hisar se Bahr nikal gaya hun
Main
Tu theek kehta he Shayed Bdal gaya
hun Main
Tujhe khabar nai kaisay Sarab Rstay
the
Khuda ka shukr k phr b Sambhal
gaya hun Main
*****************
Rooh sey meray kbhi bhi juda na
lagy
wo roothey bhi to mujey bura na
lagy
ki hy jis nay bhi bawafai mujh say
dau hai osey meri bad dua na lagy
*****************
Jo khayal The Na Qayaas Thi
Wohi Log Mujse Bichar Gaye.
Meri Zindagi ki Jo Aas the
Wohi Log Mujse Bichar Gaye
*****************
Shaher Jangal Hai Tu Phir Yeh Bhi
Ghaneemat Jano
Admi Door Tallak Koi Jhallak Parta
Ha
Tujh Pay Noor Aa He Gaya Hai Tu
Takabbur Mat Kar
Roshni Le Kay Tu Her Chaand
Chammak Parta Ha
*****************
Bari udas ghari hai kahen se aa jao
Kisi se milna aur mil k bichar jana
Saza ye itni bari hai kahen se aa jao
Bara kathan hai ye hijr ka mosam
Judai bol pari hai kahen se aa jao
Zmana jise smjhta ha moteon ki
chamak
Wo aansuon ki larri ha kahen se aa
jao.
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Nigahon k tasaadum sy, ajab taqrar
krti ha
Yakeen kamil nahi lekin, guman hy
pyar krti ha
Usay ma'loom hai shayed, mera dil
hai nishany pr
Laboon sy kuch nahi kehti, nazar sy
waar krti ha
*****************
Mere israr pr aakhir
Boht majbur ho kr aaj
Mujhe Apni nigahon ki
Udasi sounp di us ny
Boht be-bas, boht tanha
Boht bikhri muhabbat ki
Haqiqat khol di us ny..
*****************
Lipat kar apni tanhai se jagta rehta
hun main
tamaam rat teri yad mujhy sony
nahi deti
teri koi masoom si shararat jab bhi
ati hai yaad
udaas to kar jati magar roony nahi
deti
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Hindi Naughty SMS

Ladki ne jeans Utari Aur Boyfrnd Se
Kaha
Muje Aurat Hone ka Ehsas Karao.
Boyfrnd Ne B Apni Jeans Utari Aur
Bola
.
.
.
Jao! Dono Jeans Dhokar Lao.
*****************
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain
Skin cream ki ad mein Skin
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears
me Feet
par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi
dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
*****************
School mein bachche ke papa ne
teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain
bachcha to nikal hi jayega.
*****************
A General asks a young lady officer,
how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in
saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole
night in No Sir, No Sir!
*****************
Girl: Will you love me after marriage
also?
Boy: This depends on your
husband, if he allows me.
*****************
Always Luv Wife
No life without wife
Wife se pyar karo
Wife key sath wafadar and
imaandar raho Yeh mat socho k
WIFE KIS KI HAI
*****************
Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mere
Khwab mein aai thi.
Wife: AkeLi hi aai hogi?
Hus: Haan mgar Tumhen Kese
Pta ??
*****************
Mobile Marriage Bureau
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye
Mangni k liye 2 dabye
Shadi k liye 3 dabye
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala
dabye..
*****************
1980's Girl Say's : Mummy mein
Jeans pehenlu?
Mummy : Nahin Beti Log Kya
kahenge!
2006's Girl Say's : Mummy mein
Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mummy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti,
kuch to pehenlo!
*****************
Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale
gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog
gayab,
Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya
woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan
gayab.
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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai
Nhi Ati.
Wah Wa Wa"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai
"PAOWN" Mai Nai Ati.
B.V "MOTI" Ho Jai
BAAHON Mai Nai Ati
*****************
Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray
salan me wo mirchain
Nivala moonh me rakhta hon to
aankhen bheeg jati hain
*****************
Aap K Shairon Se Hum Pagal Ho
Gaye
Apki Hansi K Ham Qayal Ho Gaye
7 Rupay K 700 Sms Kia Free Howay
Aap Jese Chapal Chor B Shayar Ho
Gaye
*****************
English Theory
I Love To Walk In A Rain
Because No One Can See My Tears
Indian Theory
Main Barish Main Isliye Chalta Hon
Ta K Susu Kar Sakon.
*****************
Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.
*****************
Biwi(gusse me):tumarey dimag to
sirf gobar bhara ha
. Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q
kha rahi ho.
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Do you ever notice that anyone
driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone driving faster than you
is a maniac?'
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Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte
hain ?
Pathan:
Eagle
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
Pathan
illegal.
*****************
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the
Mountain and Studying
When a person asked what he was
doing
He replied� Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar
*****************
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia
jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay
se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:
*****************
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi
aaya:-
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:
to behan kuch or paka lo:
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Sardar always study in front of a
mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni
Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
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Teacher India ka jhanda sub se
pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?
Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad )
Hawa meiN
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Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic
ke bahar khare ho
kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar
Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA
WAQT 9am-11am
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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko
Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation
Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna
Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor
Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te
Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.
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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".
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Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher
Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa
Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se
Ghar Se Bahar Hun.
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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"
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Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo
Bohta Pata Aae.
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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo
gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say
Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch
Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
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2 Sardars went in to a bar & after
ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their
pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in
here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their
sandwiches.
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate
ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say
Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha
hoon......
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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty
hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko
qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao
gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".
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FIA: Y criminals leave their
fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if
they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
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2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad
deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us
main FM b hai.
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